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PostSubject: Darah musuh...???   Wed Dec 24, 2008 4:54 pm

Pada suatu petang,Amin dan Kudin sedang berbual kosong mengenai hari Kemerdekaan Negara Malaysia.Sedang leka mereka berbual,lalulah Pak Karim dihadapan mereka berdua.

"Assalammualaikum Pak Karim ?.

"Waalaikumusalam,jawab Pak Karim."

"Hah...aku dengar kau orang berbual apa?.

"Tak ada apa Pak karim,kami berbual tentang Kemerdekaan Malaysia ajer...."

"Er.....kamu tau tak,Pak Karim nie pejuang Kemerdekaan tau.."

"Betul ke Pak Karim?'" tanya amin.

Biar Pak Karim ceritakan kisahnya pada kau orang.
Pada zaman pemerintahan Jepun,Pak Karim dan Orang-Orang Kampung bersatu menentang jepun,entah macamana nak dijadikan cerita,tiba-tiba ada orang kita yang belot telah menjadi talibarut pihak jepun,maka kami pun bersembunyi didalam hutan,ketika itulah kami diserang musuh,Pak Karim lari lintang pukang tak tentu arah.Orang kampung tak tahu dimana mereka,waktu malam menjelma,rupa-rupanya Pak Karim telah dikepung oleh pihak musuh,setiap serangan pihak musuh dapat dikalahkan,darah yang mengalir tak usahlah diceritakan lagi,tangan,kaki,leher,badan,perut semuanya penuh dengan darah kau tau.....

"wah....dasyat juga ye Pak karim masa tu?,kata kudin.

"Darah yang mengalir tu,darah siapa Pak Karim?."

"Darah".............


"Darah .........

"Darah nyamuk la..........." kah.....kah...........kah....

"Pak Karim ketawakan mereka berdua"

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PostSubject: Re: Darah musuh...???   Thu Dec 25, 2008 4:40 pm

wakaka..
lawak2..
mengong punyer citer..
wat saspens jerkkk...huh!!
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PostSubject: Re: Darah musuh...???   Thu Dec 25, 2008 4:42 pm

hahaha..
padan muke..
hahaha....

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PostSubject: Re: Darah musuh...???   Thu Dec 25, 2008 4:43 pm

aku nk darah ko r aiman..
ko musuh aku..
wakaka...
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PostSubject: Re: Darah musuh...???   Thu Dec 25, 2008 4:46 pm

citer neyh.... :bengang:

nk aje aku ketok pakcik neyh...

nyamuk dijadikan musuh leh kate pahlawan negara...

pe kes??...

wkwkwkkwkw.... lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Darah musuh...???   Thu Dec 25, 2008 4:55 pm

hahaha...
nk buat mcm mn...
pkcik 2 pkcik ko..
wkakakaka

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PostSubject: Re: Darah musuh...???   Thu Dec 25, 2008 4:55 pm

harukichi_hayashida94 wrote:
aku nk darah ko r aiman..
ko musuh aku..
wakaka...

nk darah??
hisap laa..
aiman x kesah..
hahaha....

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PostSubject: Re: Darah musuh...???   Thu Dec 25, 2008 5:15 pm

Thaqif wrote:
citer neyh.... :bengang:

nk aje aku ketok pakcik neyh...

nyamuk dijadikan musuh leh kate pahlawan negara...

pe kes??...

wkwkwkkwkw.... lol!
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tol r nyamuk musuh...
leh bawak mati kalo kne saket bawaan nyamuk nih..
jadinyer...
:gaduh: nyamuk..

idop malaysia..
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PostSubject: Re: Darah musuh...???   Thu Dec 25, 2008 5:21 pm

nyamuk mahluk tuhan gak..
ia pon nk idop..
ape daaa??

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PostSubject: Re: Darah musuh...???   Thu Dec 25, 2008 5:30 pm

nyamuk makhluk Tuhan paling seksi..wakaka..
hapuskan nyamuk,cegah denggi...
nyamuk musoh kite gaks..
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PostSubject: Re: Darah musuh...???   Thu Dec 25, 2008 5:36 pm

paling seksi???
btol ker..
ko demam kot?

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PostSubject: Re: Darah musuh...???   Thu Dec 25, 2008 5:39 pm

aimanfarhan wrote:
paling seksi???
btol ker..
ko demam kot?


wakaka..
ye la..
nyamuk pakai baju belang2 lagik...
seksi r tuh...wakaka..
aku xdemam r..
back to de topic...
nyamuk musuh kita...
hapuskan denggi...huhu..
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PostSubject: Re: Darah musuh...???   Thu Dec 25, 2008 5:46 pm

hahaha..
bgosx2..
back 2 the topic..
nyamuk kadangx2 hensem mcm aku...

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PostSubject: Re: Darah musuh...???   Thu Dec 25, 2008 6:04 pm

aimanfarhan wrote:
hahaha..
bgosx2..
back 2 the topic..
nyamuk kadangx2 hensem mcm aku...


wakaka..
ayat terakhir ko membuatkan aku nk larik dr topik r..
tahan2..wakaka..
nyamuk mesti dihapuskan..hohohoho..
xderkk nyamuk,xderkk r denggi...huhu..
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PostSubject: Re: Darah musuh...???   Thu Dec 25, 2008 6:09 pm

btol ckp harukichi..
denggi berbahaye..
hahaha..
tp nyamuk yg hensem 2 x berbahaye..

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PostSubject: Re: Darah musuh...???   Thu Dec 25, 2008 6:32 pm

aimanfarhan wrote:
btol ckp harukichi..
denggi berbahaye..
hahaha..
tp nyamuk yg hensem 2 x berbahaye..



wakaka..
tp nyamuk yg hensem tuh bahaye gak ler..
kate2 die yg bahaye..
leh wat aku saket jiwa..wakaka..
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PostSubject: Re: Darah musuh...???   Thu Dec 25, 2008 8:48 pm

wkakakaka,,
buat saket jiwa??
hahahaha..
xpaham aku...

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PostSubject: Re: Darah musuh...???   Fri Dec 26, 2008 3:52 pm

uish.. perang dgn nyamuk.. hebat gle!!! Kagum gle ak!! Ak pon x leh perang dgn nyamuk~
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PostSubject: Re: Darah musuh...???   Fri Dec 26, 2008 4:10 pm

spew perang ngn nyamuk 2 msti owg nyer kcik cam nyamuk...
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PostSubject: Re: Darah musuh...???   Fri Dec 26, 2008 9:45 pm

Nabiella wrote:
uish.. perang dgn nyamuk.. hebat gle!!! Kagum gle ak!! Ak pon x leh perang dgn nyamuk~


hahaha..
ko ley menang laaa..
nyamuk kecik...
ko bsar mcm gorila..
hahahhaa...
mmg ley menang laa...

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PostSubject: Re: Darah musuh...???   Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:15 pm

Cite Neh Start Cam Besh....

Tapi time ending....

ahakz....

ampeh jek.......

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PostSubject: Re: Darah musuh...???   Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:10 pm

FiSaU wrote:
Cite Neh Start Cam Besh....

Tapi time ending....

ahakz....

ampeh jek.......

hahahahah..
tp lwk...
hahahhahaa..
wkakakkaakkaa...

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PostSubject: Re: Darah musuh...???   Sat Dec 27, 2008 12:21 am

FiSaU wrote:
Cite Neh Start Cam Besh....

Tapi time ending....

ahakz....

ampeh jek.......

ak cam stuju je dgn ko sau.. ops Fisau [cam pisau la plak.. tajam x?]
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PostSubject: Re: Darah musuh...???   Sat Dec 27, 2008 12:24 am

Nabiella wrote:
FiSaU wrote:
Cite Neh Start Cam Besh....

Tapi time ending....

ahakz....

ampeh jek.......

ak cam stuju je dgn ko sau.. ops Fisau [cam pisau la plak.. tajam x?]

nnti die kick ko kang..
ko ckp die pisau lak....

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PostSubject: Re: Darah musuh...???   Sat Dec 27, 2008 12:29 am

Alamak fisau~ jangan kick2 ak..
ak ini insan yang memerlukan.. hu~
Maafin guer...
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