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PostSubject: gelak kejap(lawak baru)   Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:12 am

NOMBOR TEPON

alkisah sorg llk sdg bjln kluar dr pusat gim...
llk tsebut mbuat 1 panggilan ke rumahnya...

lelaki: hello
org gaji: helloo..
lelaki: bibik, bleh panggilkan puan??
sy nk bckp ngan puan sebentar
org gaji: puan sdg tido d dlm bilik ngan sorg llk, tuan..
lelaki: apa??!! isteri sy curang!! awk knl llk tu??
org gaji: kenal tuan
lelaki: klu begitu, awk g masuk ke bilik puan. ambik pistol
yg ade dlm laci..kmudian tembak kedua2 nye.
pergi skang..
org gaji: baik tuan..

org gaji yg lurus bendul itu pn terus berlari mdptkan
pistol..seketika kmudian tdgr bunyik tembakan..

org gaji: siap tuan!!
lelaki: bgs!!baru puas ati saya!!hahaha.skang buangkan pistol
ke dlm sungai di belakang umah..
org gaji: Err tuan..di belakang umah tuan nie mane de sungai??
lelaki: eh??pe lak x de sungai??41076636 nombor tepon umah nie kan??
org gaji: bkn tuan. nombor umah nie 41076663
lelaki: oo..yakah?? klu mcm tu, sy slh no lah ea??
maafkan saya..
org gaji: erk..

lalu talian tepon dputuskan dan tanpe rase berslah llk tsebut tros
bjln kuor dr pusat gim..

(P/S) so gelak2 gak...
pengajaran nye...
siasat dulu..
jgn main acu je...
n lg 1 jgn jd sengal mcm bibik tu..
wasalam..



citer kedua...

empat bakal ayah menanti dgn penuh gelisah di bilik menunggu
di hospital, sementara isteri masing2 bjuang utk melahirkan ank.
selang bbrp minit slps itu, seorg jururawat keluar dah memberi tau
ayah pertama, "tahniah awk tlah mnjdi ayh kpd ank kembar!"..
"mungkin 1 kebetulan, sy bkerja di Twin Star Enterprise",,
kata ayh ptama..

kmudian kluar jururawat lain dan mberitahu ayh ke-2..
"tahniah, encik mdapat ank kembar 3"..
"yahoooo...mungkin 1 kebetulan sy bkerja di 3M Copration",
kata ayh ke-2 kegirangan...

10minit lpas tu kluor jururawat lain n mberitahu ayh ke-3
"syabas, isteri saudara melahirkan ank kembar empat"!
"alhamdulillah, mungkin juga 1 kebetulan,sy bkerja di Four Season Hotel"
katanye syukur..

pd waktu iti ayh ke-4 kelihatan gelisah dan tidak menentu..
smue ayh yg menunggu bertanye "nape riso sgt?"

jwb ayh ke-4 "saya tidak riso cume....saya bkerja d seven-eleven"katanya..
hahahaha....
hanya sekadar cerita...


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PostSubject: Re: gelak kejap(lawak baru)   Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:16 am

wakakakkaka.....
bibik tu mana la dorang dapat erk..kekekkeke lurus betul la..ahakz..
lau saya dapat org gaji tu..em alamat arwh la..kekekkeke
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PostSubject: Re: gelak kejap(lawak baru)   Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:18 am

btol lah genk...
cian kat owg yg die bunuh..
hehehe..
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PostSubject: Re: gelak kejap(lawak baru)   Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:20 am

Siot jer laki tu...

Da tau slh no..bkannyer nk vsit uma tu..

Selamber jer dier blah...

Nk kales bengang la tuh...

nGahahaha~!! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: gelak kejap(lawak baru)   Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:21 am

pak aiiiii,,
lurus bendul laaa
bibik tuh.
hampeh tol~
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PostSubject: Re: gelak kejap(lawak baru)   Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:22 am

no komen ar takip...
hehehe...
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PostSubject: Re: gelak kejap(lawak baru)   Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:30 am

lurus bendul tol bibik 2....
mcm genk jew...
ngee....

grw2 jew....

laki 2 biul kew...

xbertanggung jawab...
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PostSubject: Re: gelak kejap(lawak baru)   Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:33 am

leh d kate kan ar ina...
laki mcm tu bg kick je..
x pn tembak skali..
hehehe..
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PostSubject: Re: gelak kejap(lawak baru)   Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:36 am

so pengajaran dia

FIKIR DULU SEBELUM BUANG...ahakzz...

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: gelak kejap(lawak baru)   Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:39 am

lg 1 pk dulu sblm buat..
hehehe...
berhati2 ngan dail no tepon anda...
klu x diri anda merana..
hehehe..
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PostSubject: Re: gelak kejap(lawak baru)   Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:42 am

tesilap langkah boleh di undur,tesilap kata buruk padanye...uiseehh..kekeke.pandai tak saya bepantun..heheh rabbit
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PostSubject: Re: gelak kejap(lawak baru)   Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:47 am

wah!
genk ley jd
guru bhse melayu daa.
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PostSubject: Re: gelak kejap(lawak baru)   Mon Dec 15, 2008 1:00 am

ewahhh..
genk berpantun2...
jwp fatenn...
m!!s blur x pndai pantun,,
hehehe,,
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PostSubject: Re: gelak kejap(lawak baru)   Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:23 am

CITE PALING LAWAK ....

DAN JUGA MENGGONG...

WAKAKAKAKAKAKA.....

Laughing Laughing Laughing lol!

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PostSubject: Re: gelak kejap(lawak baru)   Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:45 am

tol 2 sau...
cam sau gak mengong...
bibik 2 amik kat indon kowt..
kat indon kan cam blurr...
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PostSubject: Re: gelak kejap(lawak baru)   Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:42 pm

hahaha....
bibik tu pn miss x tau mane ceruk die dtg...
n llk sengal tu pn x tau laki spe...
hahhaha...
ok nie laki kesah lwk dak skool...
yg suke kene kan cikgu dieowg..


CIKGU OH CIKGU...

DILARANG MINUM AIR...

CIKGU: hafiz,jgn minum air d dlm kelas
mase cikgu mgajar...
HAFIZ: saya x minum air, tp sy minum susu je cikgu.
cikgu x ckp pn x bleh minum susu...

dilarang membet kerja lain


CIKGU: ridzuan,cikgu dah ckp, jgn wat kije lain mase
cikgu mgajar..nape awk masih berdegil ye??
RIDZUAN: eh cikgu, sy mane de wat pape.sy cume tidur....
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PostSubject: Re: gelak kejap(lawak baru)   Fri Dec 19, 2008 7:47 pm

ina eypoh92 wrote:
tol 2 sau...
cam sau gak mengong...
bibik 2 amik kat indon kowt..
kat indon kan cam blurr...


Bibik tu cam ko ina... ampeh!

Ahaks..

Laalalaaalaalaa...

Citer ni aku pernah baca kat Majalah Mastika =)
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PostSubject: Re: gelak kejap(lawak baru)   Fri Dec 19, 2008 9:31 pm

DaKMuO wrote:
ina eypoh92 wrote:
tol 2 sau...
cam sau gak mengong...
bibik 2 amik kat indon kowt..
kat indon kan cam blurr...


Bibik tu cam ko ina... ampeh!

Ahaks..

Laalalaaalaalaa...

Citer ni aku pernah baca kat Majalah Mastika =)

huahuahua,,
mne muo taw
bibik tuh mcm ina??
wakaka~ Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: gelak kejap(lawak baru)   Fri Dec 19, 2008 9:59 pm

ko kutuk aku muo!!

ko giler ek..

ko nk gado ngn aku ker ha???!!!

:bengang: :gaduh:
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PostSubject: Re: gelak kejap(lawak baru)   Sat Dec 20, 2008 3:28 pm

DaKMuO wrote:
ina eypoh92 wrote:
tol 2 sau...
cam sau gak mengong...
bibik 2 amik kat indon kowt..
kat indon kan cam blurr...


Bibik tu cam ko ina... ampeh!

Ahaks..

Laalalaaalaalaa...

Citer ni aku pernah baca kat Majalah Mastika =)


hahaha...
eh..
tlg sket..
x main ambik2 kat mastika k...
hehehe...
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PostSubject: Re: gelak kejap(lawak baru)   Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:44 pm

haha~!

ade ke patot~!

bibik niyh lurus bendul gile~!

kalu soh die mkn najis die mn tak~?

ahakzz~!

lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: gelak kejap(lawak baru)   Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:20 pm

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haha~!

ade ke patot~!

bibik niyh lurus bendul gile~!

kalu soh die mkn najis die mn tak~?

ahakzz~!

lol! lol! lol!


adeh.. aje giler nk suruh dia makan menda tu..

Kalo dia tol2 biol.. dia mkn kot.. lalalalaaa :sengih:
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PostSubject: Re: gelak kejap(lawak baru)   Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:19 pm

hehs~
bibik nih
calon tg s'suai
nk masok TR.
wakatakodok~

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PostSubject: Re: gelak kejap(lawak baru)   Tue Dec 23, 2008 5:04 pm

fatenbudaklolipop wrote:
hehs~
bibik nih
calon tg s'suai
nk masok TR.
wakatakodok~


hahaks...
bkn jd calon dah..
mmg penetap kat TR tu..
hahahaha..
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PostSubject: Re: gelak kejap(lawak baru)   Tue Dec 23, 2008 7:15 pm

wei bagus juga ada bibik cm ni..hahah
apa kita suruh dia buat..kan..
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